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The Four Types of Christian Christmas Parents

John Crist:

The “Giving-Gifts-With-Subtle-Hints” Parents: When I was 13 I got deoderant for Christmas. Thanks mom. When did you realize I should start wearing deoderant? April? And you decided to wait nine months because you figured it would be less akward that just setting it on my sink one morning and saying, “Use this.” It was more akward at Christmas. Trust me.